Carbon Credits

With apologies to David Bowie

Warmth on Mars?

It’s a God destined kind of thing,
’Climate Change’ has a certain “ring”
And the
whackos are crying “Green”,
But their proof is nowhere to be
seen.

Now they march through the Winter’s cold
But their slogans are growing old
And they’re hooked on the
Mercury,
though it’s natural to you & me.

But they shout out like we’re at war.
As they have done ten times or more.
They could spit despite all the rules
As they ask us to focus on

Warming
Melting all the ice caps,
Oh man!
Look at those icebergs go.
It is an all-natural
show.

Take a look now at Al Gore
selling me a credit
Oh man!
Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in side-scamming show.
Is there warmth on
Mars?